Didn't even know they were remaking this movie, let alone having Scarlett Johansson set to play the voice of KAA lol...
Let the new age era of weird Kaa art commence ... lol
Be My Valentine/Lara (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Be My Valentine/Lara (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
Be My Valentine/Lara,
by Py, © 12/11/2001,
1. The voluptuous actress came home from a hard day’s work at the studio. The special effects guys on the sequel were really working her hard. Distance shots could be a stunt double, but close ups either had to be her or a virtually identical body double, especially considering the form fitting outfits she usually wore over her hourglass shape during the movie. She had learned to do most of her own stunts, this cost the movie makers more for safety measures, plus planning to shoot around her while she recovered from any injuries. But the audience ate it up and the studio was thrilled, as long as every precaution was taken. Computers and blue screen helped enormously, allowing for flying debris which would normally cut her to pieces if the stunt were
Merry Christmas!/Xena (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Merry Christmas!/Xena (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
by Py, © 11/29/2001,
1. The hot poker stirred the fire in the brick fireplace, the woman using it holding a glass of eggnog in her other hand. She smiled, it had been some time for her away from the bright lights. A few years, but in the media that could be an eternity. Fortunately her agent had kept her name alive, not to mention all the well received reruns of her TV show. These 2 men and 2 women brought her more offers to renew her Xena character. They ignored the fact that Xena was dead, she had died several times before, and a little thing like death didn’t stop her. The offer being put forward today was for a Xena big budget movie special, one where she comes back to life for 2 days to save poor unfortunates about to be trampled by another warlord army. The woman th
Happy Thanksgiving/Batgirl (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Happy Thanksgiving/Batgirl (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
by Py, © 11/22/2001,
1. The customized motorcycle drove down the quiet suburban street, drawing looks from a few neighbors around at this time of day, but not too many. It was early evening, dusk had fallen, headlights and streetlights were on, and few had time right now. Besides, many had grown used to seeing Batgirl arrive home from a days work, it was nothing special to them anymore. Batgirl drove to her secluded house at the end of a dead end street, and up the driveway. Hitting a button on the handlebars marked ‘Batden’, an electronic impulse opened her garage door. Shutting off her headlight she parked and walked to a switch on the wall, closing and locking the garage.
Entering her house through a connecting door, she walked through the kitchen to grab s
Trick or Treat/Elvira (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Trick or Treat/Elvira (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
Trick or Treat/Elvira
by Py, © 11/2/2001,
1. It was near 11PM that Halloween night, the children in their various costumes had long since stopped coming to Elvira’s candle lit house for their treats. Elvira had just sat around watching television waiting for stragglers, but as usual got into a late night horror flic and stayed up way too late. Houses were dark, no headlights of cars or anything lit the street, except for occasional streetlights. Near her home it was darker since the nearest one was blown, and her porch light was the only one left on. Elvira was only a little tired, but the late movie on television was over, and it was time for sleep.
Before she could go upstairs Elvira heard the doorbell, she considered, ‘Too late for more kids, must be someone else.” On her way t
Winona and Megan Fight For Kaa's Affection P.2 Winona’s words were interrupted by a loud rustling of leaves from the limbs above. Kaa chose this moment to respond. “You are truly a noble woman, Winona. As much as you love my ssspells, you can’t sssleep idly by while your little friend is vulnerable to attack.” The rustling began anew, and suddenly Megan’s inert form drifted down on them, stiff in hypnotic surrender and held up by a simple coil around her ankles.
“But you can ressst easy, knowing that Shere Kahn will never find her here, my dear...” Kaa continued as Megan drifted into Winona’s view. The woman gasped and exclaimed, “Megan! You’re... you’re...” before falling strangely silent. After a moment, her toes began clenching and unclenching at a slow but fixed rhythm, grasping at nothing in particular.
The Snake Whisperer: Arabella's Hunger Arabella was only a day old when she first came in to the care of a young, ten-year old girl. The day of her birth had long been forgotten, and even to this day there is no clear evidence as to how big Arabella's mother truly was. Over the years Amy and the constrictor shared together, Arabella developed an extremely docile and gentle nature when in the presence of her owner, and this was shown to be true when she looked after Amy's younger sister, Mandy. Now, after ten years, she has grown to an enormous, incomprehensible size, dwarfing even the largest of present day constrictors.
As an unknown subspecies of Eunectus Mirinus, she was kept safe from the outside world, for only the towering, elegant snake whisperer and her innocent sister know of her existence. Although incredibly friendly and loving, the colossal serpent was no longer interested in eating dead, decaying deer. One day, she looked out of the front wi
Jane Meets Kaa (Kaa's Victory) "Oh, how I hate thissssssssss foreign jungle," sighed Kaa as he rubbed his scaly head, moaning lowly to himself as his coils slipped across the splintering branch.
It had been a torrid journey for the ageing rock python, as he had fought to escape his captors with all his remaining strength — scolding his senses in the process. He was in a great deal of discomfort, but he wouldn't allow his personal problems to get between his rumbling belly and a new, delicious victim. If there was anything he enjoyed about the foreign jungle, it was the bounty of food on offer. Unfortunately, most of them were large and difficult to ensnare. As an experienced ambush predator, Kaa relied heavily on his seductive ways — via hypnosis — to subdue his victims long enough so that he could swallow them whole. He hadn't eaten for over two months, and now his belly was calling to him, gurgling and bubbling, forcing him along, for the next meal wa
Kaa and Amy "It's not like you want to be here, is it?" Amy asked in a stern, unmovable tone. "How can you despise the jungle? It's a paradise."
"Not sure how you can want to be here, it's smelly, hot and my clothes are sticking uncomfortably to my skin," replied a silver-haired girl in earnest, her tattoos distracting the towering blonde from a hanging vine, which then proceeded to coil itself around her throat.
"Uhk!" she choked.
"Oh, look at you two, what a…cute couple."
The vine constricted Amy's throat, and every time she dared move it would tighten, restricting her airways. Soon her face began to turn a dark shade of red, blood rushing to her skin as the oxygen was forced from her lungs.
"Ukk! G-get this plant off m-me!"
Annabel brushed her metallic hair to the side and smiled. "Not much of a paradise after all, hmm?"