Didn't even know they were remaking this movie, let alone having Scarlett Johansson set to play the voice of KAA lol...
Let the new age era of weird Kaa art commence ... lol
Be My Valentine/Lara (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Be My Valentine/Lara (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
Be My Valentine/Lara,
by Py, © 12/11/2001,
1. The voluptuous actress came home from a hard day’s work at the studio. The special effects guys on the sequel were really working her hard. Distance shots could be a stunt double, but close ups either had to be her or a virtually identical body double, especially considering the form fitting outfits she usually wore over her hourglass shape during the movie. She had learned to do most of her own stunts, this cost the movie makers more for safety measures, plus planning to shoot around her while she recovered from any injuries. But the audience ate it up and the studio was thrilled, as long as every precaution was taken. Computers and blue screen helped enormously, allowing for flying debris which would normally cut her to pieces if the stunt were
Merry Christmas!/Xena (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Merry Christmas!/Xena (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
by Py, © 11/29/2001,
1. The hot poker stirred the fire in the brick fireplace, the woman using it holding a glass of eggnog in her other hand. She smiled, it had been some time for her away from the bright lights. A few years, but in the media that could be an eternity. Fortunately her agent had kept her name alive, not to mention all the well received reruns of her TV show. These 2 men and 2 women brought her more offers to renew her Xena character. They ignored the fact that Xena was dead, she had died several times before, and a little thing like death didn’t stop her. The offer being put forward today was for a Xena big budget movie special, one where she comes back to life for 2 days to save poor unfortunates about to be trampled by another warlord army. The woman th
Happy Thanksgiving/Batgirl (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Happy Thanksgiving/Batgirl (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
by Py, © 11/22/2001,
1. The customized motorcycle drove down the quiet suburban street, drawing looks from a few neighbors around at this time of day, but not too many. It was early evening, dusk had fallen, headlights and streetlights were on, and few had time right now. Besides, many had grown used to seeing Batgirl arrive home from a days work, it was nothing special to them anymore. Batgirl drove to her secluded house at the end of a dead end street, and up the driveway. Hitting a button on the handlebars marked ‘Batden’, an electronic impulse opened her garage door. Shutting off her headlight she parked and walked to a switch on the wall, closing and locking the garage.
Entering her house through a connecting door, she walked through the kitchen to grab s
Trick or Treat/Elvira (Kaa story)Disclaimer: These stories are NOT I repeat NOT made by me. They're made from a user who no longer contributes as far as I know, from an old Yahoo group.Trick or Treat/Elvira (Kaa story) by aomwow0044
Trick or Treat/Elvira
by Py, © 11/2/2001,
1. It was near 11PM that Halloween night, the children in their various costumes had long since stopped coming to Elvira’s candle lit house for their treats. Elvira had just sat around watching television waiting for stragglers, but as usual got into a late night horror flic and stayed up way too late. Houses were dark, no headlights of cars or anything lit the street, except for occasional streetlights. Near her home it was darker since the nearest one was blown, and her porch light was the only one left on. Elvira was only a little tired, but the late movie on television was over, and it was time for sleep.
Before she could go upstairs Elvira heard the doorbell, she considered, ‘Too late for more kids, must be someone else.” On her way t
Kaa vs. ShantiIt was a hot day in the deep depths of Central India, the jungle sweltering as many of its inhabitants try to find relief from the onslaught of the sun’s rays. It has not rained for over several days, and times are growing increasingly desperate. Amongst the rabbles and quarrels of the jungle, a young girl walks alone in the undergrowth, carrying a fresh supply of melons in a neatly woven basket.TheSnakeWhisperer
''Ooooo, my sinusesssssssssss!'' Groaned the large Indian rock python, as he lay coiled around a tree branch, rubbing his head with his tail smoothly. After a recent struggle with the young man-cub, he was exhausted, his senses erratic. The moon shone brightly in the night sky, the python alone with his regrets. Why oh why did he play around, delaying the inevitable? That boy was right there for the taking, and a good meal he would have made too if it hadn’t of been for the python’s childish nature. Suddenly something rustling in the bushes below caught his attention,
Embrace of The Scales It was unusual, but she found herself developing quite a taste for humans. It amused her how they considered themselves the dominant species, yet were so easily defeated by the slightest application of pressure on their fragile bodies. She had grown to strangely enjoy binding them in her coils; watching them squirm and gasp futilely as she squeezed tighter, until at last their heads lolled back and they expired. And their arrogance was something she enjoyed crushing; they were the ones invading and destroying her home, yet she was the monster and pest; how odd. She did not love the older among them, for their shoulders were a nuisance she had been unable to overcome, but the smaller ones, hairless and devoid of muscle, were much better: she could wrap them up from head to toe, pin their arms and still have plenty of her prodigious body left over. She loved watching their eyes bulge, their faces contorted in breathless agonTheSnakeWhisperer